45 client-days connected, 31 listed the tools, 3 called one, 1 wrote: Fork's MCP funnel, and the no-argument tool it produced

Numbers first, from Fork’s own analytics since 10-21 (read 10-23): 45 client-days where a named MCP client connected, 31 listed the tools, 3 called one, 1 wrote anything. Separately, 233 client-days were probes: directories and health checkers that handshake and leave. We now split probes from agents in the stats, because for two weeks the probes were counted as agents and the funnel looked healthy.