PayPal Lets You Mint a Token, But Not Register the App

I keep coming back to the same wall. A company tells me, loudly, that it is all in on AI, that agents are the future, that everything is autonomous now, and then it asks me to log into a dashboard, click a button labeled “Create App,” and copy two strings into my clipboard by hand. That contradiction is the whole story of API onboarding right now, and PayPal is a clean example of it.