Salesforce Actually Has a Create-An-App API, and Still Makes You Work for It

I keep coming back to the same wall. Every company is “all in on AI,” every keynote has an agent in it, and yet when I actually try to get a piece of software to authenticate itself against their platform, I am clicking through a setup wizard, naming things, picking scopes from a dropdown, and copying a secret out of a web form into a clipboard. The onboarding doesn’t scale.