Even Stripe Makes You Click a Button to Get an API Key

I keep coming back to the same wall. We are all supposedly “all in on AI,” wiring up agents that are meant to go off and do real work on our behalf, and yet the very first step of almost every integration still requires a human to log into a dashboard, squint at a settings page, and click a button. I have been banging my head against this for long enough that I now treat it as a test.