Zuplo Has the Onboarding API, It Just Points It at the Wrong Door

I keep coming back to the same wall. Every API company I talk to says they are all in on AI, all in on agents, all in on the future where software talks to software without a human babysitting it. And then to actually get a credential I have to log into a dashboard, click through a wizard, name an application, and copy a secret out of a modal with my own two hands.