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Priced For Nothing, Reacting To Everything

calendar_today August 5, 2026 person Frederik Theissen domain glassnode

Global markets broke to records while Bitcoin stood still. This edition traces that stillness: a theft the market slept through, bottom signals arriving through boredom rather than capitulation, and an options market priced for nothing while sentiment reacts to everything.

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