Drake Calls for SBF Release as Trump Trades Crypto Stocks

Over 3,000 stock transactions later, and a portfolio that looks more like a crypto bro’s fantasy than a political disclosure, we’re all just finding out the orange-haired commander in chief isn’t just talking crypto, he’s actually trading and hitting it big… welcome to crypto in today’s world. So, in other news, one of our favorite rappers just put out three albums at once, because why not?