US Soldier Gets Busted in Betting Mission as Fake Iranian Authorities Get to Work

Welcome to another edition of your favorite weekly news round, guys So we’ve been told that a Green Beret just got busted mixing military ops with market bets, a classic way to turn classified intel into a Polymarket payday for his very own missions. It gets crazier than this in crypto, because elsewhere, SBF is writing letters from his California prison cell, trying to convince everyone he’s totally not asking Mommy and Daddy to help him escape his 25-year sentence.