Welcome to another edition of your favorite weekly news round-up… From Coinigy UK Prime Minister Keir Starmer and his crew decided they don’t want any of that untraceable digital gold flowing into Westminster now. Apparently, tracking blockchain transactions is totally impossible, so we won’t be seeing any more anonymous bags funding campaigns. 🙄 Meanwhile, SBF’s parents went on CNN trying to drum up sympathy, but that didn’t do any good to the pardon odds…